2003-08-11 / 5:49 p.m.

I swear I forgot I had this thing. That's never happened before.

Well, what do you want to know?

I was tricked, I tell you. This job is not looking remotely like it's either part time or night shifts. Distinctly the opposite as a matter of fact. Hence the scheduled saying of piss-off to my employer tomorrow after I run their payroll thereby ensuring I get paid Wednesday. I've got a plan. Barry and Lynn conspired to make me their bar bitch and I can't resist $300 weeks working three shifts a night after training for a week. Plus I need Prozac like tomorrow and can't wait until December for my insurance to kick in just because I chose an even more ghetto fish market than the last time. Plus, Barry; come on now. I'm a fruit fly and I can't help it and he's like grade-A import fruit; pomegranate or something and he called Robby "Vince's man-bitch." I think I may be in love with Barry.

And I'm offended by being treated like one of the wait staff, with the whole fraternization rule. I'm not 15 and you're not my father and I'll fuck whomever I chose, thanks. Who do you want me to hang out with, the goddamn bus boys? If I wanted to spend all my free time without money I'd hang out by myself.

I'll miss wearing jeans to work. I'll miss that a whole goddamn lot. But I can't deal with jerry-curl and his wonder midget anymore. Denim is lower on my priority list than it used to be.

As far as other things... tonight I'm deciding what to send where as far as the two magazines in question. (Read: what do I want to see on the rejection slip?) Also printing things for Nicole who I think I'm going to see Wednesday for a sidewalk smoking session.

Socially... (giggle.) I'm well entertained. And since I woke up Sunday morning in a fit of laughter at a mental image of Patrick imitating a siamese twin stuck out the side of a horse I think I'm safe in the "I wonder what's gonna happen when he finds out I'm nuts" realm. That and my ten minute disertation on cheese fries.

I think I have too much serotonin.

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