2003-09-01 / 10:59 p.m.

I remember sitting on the couch and using my logical voice. "Honey, I can't stay with you every night" and shaking my head dismissively before cramming it back into the over-used copy of Hamlet. (Thanks, Maxx... make me associate Hamlet with the cat and now I'm obsessed with it again...) And he said "I don't know why not. You go home in the daytime." Well. See, there's the whole thing where if I don't see him for like 30 hours then it's really cool to see him again and I know that's healthy and all that, but, then... it's been like an entire day since we had sex and I'd kinda like to be doing that now instead of this cause, like someone we won't mention because she doesn't say such things, I'm horny. Plus Candi and Patrick are asleep. Plus I just woke up and will now be up all night anyway. Can I use "his place is closer to work"? Ooh, he finished the first Harry Potter book today. He needs the second. He needs it now, I bet; probably rolling on the floor in a fit of hellish anticipation... and I'm horny.

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