2004-03-11 / 2:15 p.m.

I have an overwhelming desire to feed ducks. I think I want to feed them popcorn. And ducks they must be, for geese are not to be trusted. Alas, there is no time for duck feeding or anything else with ducks, for that matter. There is only cleaning up after the dog and going to work. And naps. Lots of naps. More naps than anyone else in the world. Perhaps I will dream about Audabon park... once I saw an Asian woman with a large stick wade into the water and attack a duck that had stolen a piece of bread from another duck; she shrieked "No no no!! Bad duck!" and I laughed and laughed.

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